Discovery Health Tools

Jealousy Test

For Heterosexual Men

10 questions, 5 min

Your girlfriend/wife is in another room. The phone rings and you answer it. It's a male voice (you don't recognize it) and he wants to talk to your girlfriend/wife. It appears they are on a first name basis.

  1. How much would it bother you?

    Extremely
    Very much
    Moderately
    A little bit
    Barely
    Not at all

  2. How would do you react?

    I would ask the guy who he is and why he's calling, and try to intimidate him.
    I would ask the guy who he is and why he's calling, and listen for clues in his tone and responses.
    I would ask the guy who he is and question her about him before passing her the phone.
    I would ask who is calling, as I do usually, and pass her the phone.
    I would ask who is calling, which I usually don't, and pass her the phone.
    I would pass her the phone with a big question mark written all over my face.
    I would ask her who the caller is and would not give her the phone until she explains herself.
    I would pass her the phone but would wonder, silently, who he might be and what the hell he is calling her about.
    I would pass her the phone without having any second thoughts.
Your wife/girlfriend and you are at a party. An attractive man is flirting with her and she seems to be flirting back.

  1. How much would it bother you?

    Extremely
    Very
    Moderately
    A little bit
    Barely
    Not at all

  2. How would do you react?

    I would talk to my partner and insist that we leave the party.
    I would get up and beat the crap out of the man.
    I would leave the party without telling her.
    I would approach them and join the conversation with some ironic remark about their flirting.
    I would approach them and casually join their conversation.
    I would try not to pay any attention but I would have a look at them from time to time.
    I wouldn't pay attention to them and would go on with my own fun.
    I couldn't help watching them continuously, even though I would try not to.
    I would stare at them until they noticed and stopped.
    I would approach them and confront them verbally.
    I would take my mate aside and confront her.
    I would take the man aside and confront him.
    I would tell her I am not feeling well and would leave the party, with or without her.
    I would find someone to flirt with myself but wouldn't really enjoy it.
    I would flirt with another woman and have a good time.

  3. Afterwards,

    I would confront her and let out my anger and frustration.
    I would do things that I know upset her to pay her back.
    I would confront her and tell her how her flirting hurt me.
    I would never mention it again because, as I see it, nothing serious had happened.
    I would give her the silent treatment for a while.
    I would never mention it again because I wouldn't want her to know that it bothered me.
Accidentally, you find out that your wife/girlfriend confided in her friend that she had a sexual dream about her favorite actor.

  1. How much would it bother you?

    Extremely
    Very
    Moderately
    A little bit
    Barely
    Not at all

  2. How would do you react?

    I would have to break up with her.
    I would angrily confront her, possibly getting into a huge argument.
    I would bring up the topic casually, maybe with humor, and discuss it with her without necessarily referring to her dream.
    I would get angry or irritable whenever reminded of the incident.
    I would calmly ask her to discuss it with me.
    I would get back at her by sleeping with another woman.
    I would ignore it.
    I would get back at her by spreading a rumor that I am having an affair.
    I would refuse to watch movies starring that actor.
    I would try to avoid watching movies starring that actor.
    I would get back at her by spreading a rumor that I too am having fantasies about other women.
    I would probably end up hitting or insulting her.
    I would watch out for men in her environment who resemble the actor
Your wife/girlfriend has to leave the town for two weeks to go on a business trip (business meeting, workshop, convention etc.).

  1. How much would it bother you?

    Extremely
    Very
    Moderately
    A little bit
    Barely
    Not at all

  2. Would you call her at unexpected times to check if she is in her hotel room?

    Never
    Almost never
    Seldom
    Couple of times
    Number of times, but not every day
    Every day
    Several times a day

  3. Would you expect her to fully concentrate on her work (or the main purpose of the trip) and otherwise stay at her hotel?

    Not at all
    Not really
    Kind of, but not entirely
    More or less
    Mostly
    Absolutely

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